Abet and Aid Punsters Day
A pun is a terrible thing to waste.Â AndÂ its your duty todayÂ to torture your friends with some of these dreadful puns…
Â According to the site Pun of the Day these are the best (?) puns
1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.Â
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.Â
3. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.Â
4. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.Â
5. I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
6. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.Â
7. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.Â
8. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’.Â
9. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.Â
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.