When the kids start asking how is Santa coming if "we don’t have a fireplace", just
slap them upside the head pull one of these out and let them watch as you "slide" Santa down the chimney (and retract the USB connect at the same time). Who says you don’t have a chimney for Santa to slide down?
These ever so loverly chimney-ish stocking flash drives are available in 1G or 2GB sizes (anything less than that is almost worthless – isn’t it?) I couldn’t find prices at their website. But maybe you’ll have better luck.