(Jan.30) We're scared. . . It’s Dick Cheney’s Birthday!


Hey Kids. It’s Dick Cheney’s Birthday!
Hide the kids, keep the dogs in the house and run for your lives. Its Darth Vader’s birthday and we’re scared!

Actually he scares us all the time. But the idea of a grizzled and drunken partyboy out there hunting somewhere is just too frightening. But so was watching him sitting there behind the President at the State of the Union speech recently. Where’s that “undisclosed location” when we need it?

Ahhh yes – (rape’m while you can) Haliburton, (lack of) Energy policy, (what) Global Warming (?), (water-boarding is not) Torture, and hunting quail. Boy, what a legacy. And to celebrate his birthday Wal-Mart is having a special on shotguns (NOT!).

So join us as we remember our Vice President by shooting some friends over at Dick Cheney’s Texas Takedown!

photo credit: AP/Eric Gay

5 Responses to “(Jan.30) We're scared. . . It’s Dick Cheney’s Birthday!”

  1. Mr. USA Says:

    Guess you are yet anything mindless liberal, who never had an original thought in your life, worshiping at the altar of the democratic party. Can’t wait to see our country lead by USA bashing cowards who kiss the butt of are enemy. Please lead us to over taxation and spend our money on more socialism programs because people like me are too stupid to take care of myself. All hail the mighty liberial. Destroying USA one communist law a t a time.

  2. Laura Says:

    Here Here! Cheney, second to Bush, is one of the most terrifying individuals in the world. Enough Said.

  3. Elisa Says:

    Well Louie you really know how to make a statement! Go for it!

  4. Joy Says:

    to quote my favorite movie line… “be afraid, be very afraid”

  5. PaulWright Says:

    I find it almost impossible to believe the American people have not one way or another gotten rid of a despicable creature like him. Oh well I suppose if you start with him where does it end. I lived over there early nineties for a while and found the American people truly a very friendly, decent people.

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