Archive for February 6th, 2007

(Feb.06) Today we're celebrating. . . Dump Your "Significant Jerk" Week

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007

Dump Your “Significant Jerk” Week
Twas the week before Valentine’s Day. And all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, except for that louse, who came home way too late again.

So open those doorways and windows so wide. Cause its time to dump that jerkass. Kick’em out. Curbside.

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Hammacher Schlemmer Offering Personalized Roses

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007


Just received an email offering Hammacher Schlemmer’s latest V-Day gifts. Here a uniquue gift idea – Personalized Roses.

You’ll get a dozen premium long-stemmed Columbian roses which are embossed directly on the rose petals with your choice of “I Love You,” “Happy Birthday,” or “Happy Valentines Day.” Available in white, pink, yellow, and of course, red . The roses ship in 2 days and will set you back $99 (shipping additional)

link: Personalized Roses 

Two Timing V-Day Bouquets

Tuesday, February 6th, 2007


Today’s joke:
A man walks in to a florist. He orders a single rose for his wife. And then 3 dozen roses for his girlfriend, telling the florist…

“It’s my wife – why the hell do I have to send flowers to my wife anymore?”

Only thing is – its not a joke.

While reading the morning papers I came across an interesting article in the Daily News about men who are ordering flowers for Valentine’s Day for both their wives and their girlfriends! In fact according to the article this is one of the dirty little secrets in the floral industry this time of year.

“We take an oath at florist school,” jokes… (one florist)… “We’re sworn to secrecy”

And as expected sometimes there is the inevitable mixup, with the wife receiving the girlfriends bouquet with all the ensuing fun as he tries to get out of that one! And while the florists in the article all agree its the men who do the ordering, none have yet encountered a woman ordering flowers for her husband AND her boyfriend. Though one florist did offer the story of the repeat customer who orders for both his wife and his boyfriend!

For more on two timing bouquets read the article the Julian Kesner over at the Daily News.
link: The Cheater’s Bouquet

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