(Feb.11) Today we're celebrating. . . Man Day

02112007md.jpgMan Day

Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Send your wife and kids to France.
It’s the Man Show Day!

Quit your job and light a fart.
Yank your favorite private part.
It’s the Man Show Day!

Celebrated on the Sunday before Valentine’s Day. Its all men all the time. Maybe this is penance for our total rejection on Valentine’s Day.*

Zicke Zacke, Zicke Zacke, Oi, Oi, Oi!

*(94% of men do not receive anything for Valentine’s Day)


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