Hug an Australian Day
Show your love and affection today for those down-under. So grab an Aussie and hug away!*

 *possible harassment charges at your own risk!

Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day

Take Our Daughters And Sons To Work Day is designed to expand opportunities for girls and boys, expose them to what adults in their lives do during the work day, show them the value of their education, and give them an opportunity to share how they envision their future. It is intended to be more than a career day. Each year, workplaces and adults around the country recognize its benefits and participate in the program to support our nation’s daughters and sons.*

*source: Official website: Take Our Daughters And Sons To Work

National Scoop the Poop Week
Nothings worse than having to step over some fresh “land mines“ when you come home to your Dream House after a hard days work.  So its fitting that even Barbie joins in the fun as we all shovel some shit poop this week.

I actually had a friend who’d have a weeks worth of “land mines” throughout her living room before she got around to cleaning things up. What a fun time that was!

(and yes that is a real Barbie accessory!)

National Teach Children to Save Day
Across the nation today, bankers will be invading the sanctity of classrooms everywhere as they try to pry coins out of the sticky and reluctant hands of our children as they are introduced to their first savings accounts.

Do they even have savings account passbooks anymore? 

National Karaoke Week
A whole week of tone deaf tin ears, Sanjaya-ish off key vocals, and unholy falsettos? Oh the shame, the suffering, the humanity!

 How will we survive?