Love Litigating Lawyers Day

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!

HaHaHa! Don’t'cha just love lawyer jokes? Me too! But enough of that - today is really a day for honoring those lawyers that really do make a difference in the world  with their work.

Ok now that thats over with lets get back to the jokes!

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.

And I’ll sign off with this one…

How many lawyer jokes are there?
Just two, all the rest are true.

For more Lawyer jokes check out these websites:
Lawyer Jokes (and thanks for the jokes!)
Lawyer Jokes - Only Joking