Love Litigating Lawyers Day

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!

HaHaHa! Don’t'cha just love lawyer jokes? Me too! But enough of that – today is really a day for honoring those lawyers that really do make a difference in the world  with their work.

Ok now that thats over with lets get back to the jokes!

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.

And I’ll sign off with this one…

How many lawyer jokes are there?
Just two, all the rest are true.

For more Lawyer jokes check out these websites:
Lawyer Jokes (and thanks for the jokes!)
Lawyer Jokes – Only Joking

National Holistic Pet Day
A day for educating and promoting the use of natural and holistic treatments for your pets and animals.

More Herbs, Less Salt Day
A day to remember that flavoring your recipes and food with herbs can be tastier, and definitely more healthier, than using salt.

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Race Your Mouse Around the Icons Day
Bored? Restless? Nothing to do? Do you find yourself racing your mouse around the screen just for the hell of it? No? Well then give it a try, cause there’s a whole day to waste.

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“The Duchess” Who Wasn’t Day
A day honoring the novelist Margaret Wolfe Hungerford, who wrote under the pseudonym “The Duchess” and which also happens to be the name of her most popular novel.

So in remembrance today, try to honor Margaret Wolfe Hungerford by using the phrase…

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder“* 

… during your normal conversation sometime today.

*the famous quotation from her novel Molly Brown  Bawn.

National Dog Day
A day for dog owners to  recognize and honor their pet friends and to thank them for their loyalty and unconditional love.

Kiss and Make-Up Day
You’re right.He’s wrong!
You’re right. She’s wrong!
Who’s right? Both wrong!

Leave the blame behind and use today to work things out. ‘Cause its much more fun to be making up!

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