What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Don’t’cha just love a good lawyer joke? Me too! But enough of that – today is really a day for honoring those lawyers that really do make a difference in the world with their work.
Ok now that thats over with lets get back to the jokes!
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
And I’ll sign off with this one…
How many lawyer jokes are there?
Just two, all the rest are true.
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